Okay, the bra bit got to me and provided a much needed laugh.
February 11, 2019 #OpenBook
Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and your pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
Yeah, I’m not going back in. I’m clumsy enough when there’s no fire. If everybody is safe, then I’m good. If I went back in, then I would end up being pinned by a falling beam or something and ending up as story material for Grey’s Anatomy. And I mean that in a dying way.
Speaking of that show, I used to watch it. It came out when my first born was chillin’ in my stomach. That’s a terrible time to start a show that’s 99% drama. I was a teacher and my husband worked an afternoon/evening shift as a custodian for the school (because small towns rock and they found…
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